There’s a webcam on my ceiling…

Yeah pretty sure my dad caught me masturbating yesterday. Oh God I just
want to crawl in a hole and die.

Alternatives to “Feels”

nosebro:

  • Emotions
  • Passion
  • Empathy
  • Neurotransmitters
  • Amygdala activity
  • Neurological reactions brought on by portrayals of pathos
  • Cocks

(Source: reblogger-ocelot, via ot4)

muthafucka

this is so fucking hard

Help me prove this to my friend. Reblog if you wouldn’t care if your partner was trans.

*were

(Source: kylie-the-bookworm, via nubhornedknight-deactivated2012)

I hate having a programmer as a dad. He can tell when I’m online even when he’s at work even when I’m using like 5 different Tumblr accounts even fsjifosdjfsdiflsdfk

*cries*

WHY CAN’T WE JUST BE FRIENDS

stop liking my posts and start talking to me

someone keeps liking all my posts aND I DON’T KNOW WHO SHE IS JUST THAT I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER.

:( urgh

fdsfjdslfkjeoijfsdkj she won’t tell me who she is

  • Me: You need your space
  • Me: I'll leave you alone sorry
  • Person: ...
  • Me: Fuck I can't. It's not within my power to.
  • Person: *is really annoyed and pissed off*
  • Me: fsdoijfsdlkfjsdoijk I CAN'T HELP IT

(Source: thezenmafia, via shalrath)

sometimes I don’t know how I got into the world of homestuck.

how did I even find Micki here.

I have no fucking clue.

I updated my description :’)

me gusta

*makes a tinychat*

no one comes

respir8:

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